Now here is logic behind my insanity: Goats eat anything and are a great source of meat and milk. They are low maintenance. They are happy animals. They are perfect for a hobby farm. While they can’t carry a full adult load like a standard pack goat can, they can carry a child’s gear.
One of my favorite things to say is if ever get out of the tech industry (I thought you said you were a luddite???) that I want to become a pygmy goat farmer. Imagine my surprise to Scott Adams echo the notion in today’s Dilbert: