Ahoy mateys! Today be me favorite holiday (unless it be May, and then it be Cinco de Mayo), International Talk Like a Pirate Day¡ It be the one day a yearrrr that I can call the scoundrels I swab the deck with th’ scalawags they are.
‘Nother establishment ye certes to enjoy be callin’ to mind a few of the most daungerous bilge rats t’ever sailed the seven seas. How that ole sea dog ‘Sir’ Walter Raleigh avoided the list be uncertes.
